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1612th:

most of my neighbors have probably seen me naked through the window by now

internetexplorergangordie:

being fat doesn’t make you inspirational it just makes you fat

canklequeen:

reblog if you almost killed yourself once but didn’t cuz mom was makin somethin tastey for dinner

goldinsides:

Dont even feel bad for her.

goldinsides:

Dont even feel bad for her.

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.